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why is my penis hard when i see a pretty girl?

Dear Mountie

why is my penis hard when i see a pretty girl?

Peter

Dear Peter

Your chronic erection is not, regardless of how much you may protest, the primary reason why you were institutionalised.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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