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Why are my pants getting shorter?

Dear Mountie
My pants seem to get shorter and shorter as time goes by, though I am not gaining height OR weight….is this some sort of hemline conspiracy?

Erica

Dear Erica

It’s a sign of things to come.
Just take a quick look at James T Kirks trousers to find out what’s about to happen in a mere 250 years.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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