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Dear Mountie

What am I doing now?

Sarah

Dear Sarah

Are you building coordination, grace, strength, and flexibility by discovering the joy of organic dance?

Are you mastering milking with right hand while left hand holds receptacle? Are you reducing tibiofemoral compressive loads to diminish your menisci damage by cycling backwards?

Are you building an extremely dangerous bottle rocket inspired by Mr. Hayhurst?

Are you stuffing a chicken with Apple, Sage and Onion, to serve with chicken-giblet gravy?

Damn it, JIm! I’m a Mountie, not a fairground clairvoyant.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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