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Is the mounted police adequately prepared in case zombies attack Canada?

Dear Mountie,

Is the mounted police adequately prepared in case zombies attack Canada?

HRO

Dear HRO

Zombies has only attacked canada once, in 1967. The mounted Police stood firm, and lured the brainless creatures into barrels, after which they promptly rolled them down the Niagara Falls.

Similar tactics would be deployed should the situation occur again, although now of course, the barrels wouldn’t be made out of wood, but rather of a polycarbonate compund.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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