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Please tell me, where do babies come from?

Please tell me, where do babies come from?
Ricardo Valentine

Dear Ricardo
You can pick them up almost anywhere these days, but remember to keep your receipt, the refund polices are positively draconian

Yours Truly
Mr Mountie

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