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l think my wife has been abducted by aliens?

Dear Mountie

l think my wife has been abducted by aliens. How can l prove it.

Michael

Dear Michael

The first thing you have to do is to eliminate all the other reasons she might have left you.

As this could prove quite laborious, time consuming and disheartening, I recommend you join an internet forum where your abduction theory could get instant recognition and approval without the need for empirical or logical proof.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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