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My mother says if I loose a tooth the 'Tooth Fairy' would lift my pillow and exchange the said extraction with coinage!

Dear Mountie,

my mother says if I loose a tooth the'Tooth Fairy' would lift my pillow and exchange the said extraction with coinage!

Is it really possible for a creature which can only weigh maybe an ounce,at most,to lever my unconcious head upwards with one delecate fairy hand,while placing the coin with the other?

I find this hard to believe!
Christopher

Dear Christopher
Your Mother's right.

What she's not telling you, however, is that the magical little creature is lifting your head using a heavy duty electromagnet that is attracting the metal plate in your head.
Yours Truly
Mr Mountie

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