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Is it true that you can have oral sex with a anteater?

Dear Mountie

Is it true that you can have oral sex with a anteater?

Charlie

Dear Charlie

Although Vermilingus is not a speciality subject of mine, I can assure you that the anteater, the aardvark, the numbat, the echidna, and the pangolin are examples of species that, although their tongue can be flicked up to 150-160 times a minute, really implores you to think really carefully about the difference between ‘could’ and ‘should’.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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