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I seem to have accidentally folded time. Please Help.

Dear Mr Mountie,
I seem to have accidentally folded time.
I find myself stood in darkness at the foot of my parents bed moments before my own conception.
Should I cough and introduce myself (preventing time and space collapsing in on itself) or would you save yourself embaressment by leaving quietly?
Please help ,there's not much time.
Christopher

Dear Christopher
Remember: before the actual moment of conception the people in front of you are not yet your parents.

So go ahead, stay and have a look.
But don't stay too long. There's nothing worse than catching your mum and dad shagging.

Yours Truly
Mr Mountie

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