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I saw a completely black squirrel today. Is this a sign of the coming apocalypse?

I saw a completely black squirrel today.
Is this a sign of the coming apocalypse?
d-newz

Dear d-newz
Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Unless - that is - a kid with a can of Krylon and no respect for the smallest of Gods creatures has played you an evil prank.
Let's hope for the best.

Yours Truly
Mr Mountie

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