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I have been seeing a girl for close to 6 months now but have yet to meet her mother. Do you suspect foul play?

Dear Mountie
I have been seeing a girl for close to 6 months now but have yet to meet her mother. My girlfriend says her mother is very nervous and is scared of meeting me for some reason. Do you suspect foul play ? If not how can I ease her mothers fears from afar?

WeaponX

Dear WeaponX

Your girlfriends mother is incredibly foxy, and all previous prospective partners have been swept away by her experienced demenour. Your girlfriend doesn’t want you to be the next Dustin Hoffman to her mothers Anne Bancroft.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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