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I find cyber sex to be a painful experience

Dear Mountie

I find cyber sex to be a painful experience. I always get my scrotum caught in the keyboard. Please give me advise.

Andrew

Dear Andrew

“Advice” is the noun, “advise” the verb. When The Mountie advises people, he gives them advice.

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