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How to spend $75 at the Oftalmological museum of Zimbawe?

Dear Mr. Mountie

Which is the best way to spend 75 bucks in the Oftalmological museum of Zimbawe

Carlos

Dear Carlos

The rubber glass eye replica, available from the Museum shop, is an instant hit at parties, where you can amaze your fellow revellers when your “glass eye” falls out of its socket, only to bounce across the floor like was it made out of gutta-percha.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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