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How can I keep my bat faced boss from coming around me and bothering me?

How can I keep my bat faced boss from coming around me and bothering me?

Nancy

Dear Nancy

I have found that wearing anchovies around your neck seems to deter not only your employer, but other people also, so maybe a better solution would be to learn how to throw your voice, like the ventriloquists do, and then one day declare, in a booming Charlton Hestonesque voice from the other side of the room, that you are God, that the day of redemption is near, and STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM NANCY’S DESK!

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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