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For God's sake - how many pecks of pickled pepper DID Peter Piper pick?

Dear Mountie
I keep hearing kids talking about this. For God’s sake - how many pecks of pickled pepper DID Peter Piper pick?

Cheers.

Douggie

Dear Douggie

You should never listen to those kids - they’re full of shit.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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