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Eye contact - pro or con...

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Eye contact - pro or con…

Zelda

Dear Zelda

Eye Contact is inherently the cause of much misfortune; mixed with envy and covetousness it can prove downright disasterous, unless you’re a fish - as the ayin ha’ra doesn’t adversely affect our water-dwelling friends.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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