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Do you know the way to San Jose?

Mr Mountie

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Englebert

Dear Englebert

Start out going Southwest on Olean Ave toward the I-80 Express Ln W. which soon becomes becomes I-80 W. Keep driving for 2137.2 miles, then take exit number 130- toward Las Vegas/Reno/S.L.C. Int’l Airport. Make your way via exit number 311 toward Reno. Don’t miss the exit toward I-880/Warm Springs District/Uc Extension. Merge onto Mission Blvd, then onto I-880 S.

That, my friend, is the way from Jersey City to San Jose.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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