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Bring me my bow of burning gold!

Dear Mountie

Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire! Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire!

Please?

Bill Godfrey

Dear Bill

I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand Until I fetched you the above mentioned items

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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