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How do i (an American Female) become a mountie?

Dear Mr. Mountie Sir,

How do i (an American Female) become a mountie?,

Wanna B a Mountie

Dear Wanna

In order to apply for a job as a regular member of the RCMP, you must meet a few basic requirements.

You’ll be glad to know that being Female, or indeed american, are not obstacles as far as your ambition is concerned.

You must however be an american of Canadian citizenship, of good character, able to do 25 sit-ups and to type 18 words per minute without errors (although not simultaneously).

Be aware that the RCMP will go to great lengths to ascertain the validity of your claims concerning the above requirements, including asking your neighbours and utilising a state of the art Polygraph machine.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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